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Post by y051br34k on Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:28 pm

Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!
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Post by ultrasonicâ„¢ on Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:23 pm




ito naman ang akin from quotes ng celfon

a nerd ask his hot & sexy Classmate to have sex w/ him:
NERD: Sex ta ! babayaran kita ng P1,000., Bibilisan ko lang,
itatapon ko ang ang isang libo sa sahig, tapoz dadamputin mu while nakatuwad.. pagtayo mu tapoz na...

SEXY: tatawagan ko muna ang BF ko kong papayag siya

tinawagan ang BF:

BF: sige payag aku.. bilisan mo lang ang pagdamot sa pera para walang mangyari...

(after 10mins) BF calls

BF: nakuha mu na ang pera ?
SEXY: ahhhh...!!!! hindi pa! ahh!!!! ahhh!!!!

BF: why man ?
SEXY: tag-iisang Piso oy...

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Post by sEPh on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:26 am

hahaha!
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Post by insider2010 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:14 am

waaaaaaaaaaaa
wawa si sexy sa 1000 na tig pipiso
kung kada dampot nya ng piso ay 2 times na atras abante
1000 times 2 = 2000 na atras abante
kawawa si sevenstring aka pedot
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Post by y051br34k on Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:09 pm

hehehe. ok yan ah..
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